Sorry, I was thinking of Fable 2. Too Human was fun, for like an hour. Even though Too Human came out like 5 months ago I’m still going to write about it because it’s fun to write about bad things, so I’m going to skip the witty banter that usually comes with my posts.
So, I went and picked up Too Human the day it came out. Played it for like, two hours, then my xbox broke it, then I went and picked up the replacement, then I sold it back to Gamestop. Honestly, this game gets so effing repetitive, it’s not worth a cent.
The only thing that changes in the game is the setting and the story. The combat is fun for a it, but after a little while, you want to go and take a healthy dose of cyanide.
For some reason, Silicon Knights decided to use the right stick for all of the combat and it is really (cough cough, excuse my language), really stupid. It just doesn’t feel good to kick ass by moving your thumb in circles with no strategy.
The story is the only good part of the game. It does get make you want to keep playing, but it does not balance out the overall worthlessness of everything else in the game.
There really is not much to write about besides the combat and the story. Because the only other thing is the customization. There is a ton of customization. So much that it is a bad thing. You feel overwhelmed by it. It kind of like WoW. There is that much stuff. Except it all gets thrown at you right away and gets overwhelming.
If I was grading things, i would give Too Human a “D” for content, but a few extra credit points for it’s creativity. So do not go and buy Too Human. Please. For me. For yourself and your wallet.
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